Funny Short Whatsapp Status
Status under construction.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Short Whatsapp Status in English
Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp..and his wife added last seen feature!
Clever Short Whatsapp Status
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED!
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.
When I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.